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Funny Stuff

Warning!!! Some (most) pictures and sounds are not intendend for younge audiences.  Also be aware if you have a weak heart because you will probably be laughing your head off.  Thank you and have a nice day.

 

Picture Files
Beer	Bad Charlie Brown	Charity
Bad coon dog	Don't be chicken	Employers/Employees
Exams	When does it feel good	Female brain
New "Friends"	Gifted	Gigolo
Goats	Baby hot sauce	Why you should lock your door in college
Lazy Government workers	Mastercard	Missing keyboard key
Peeking Swinger	Pissed off cat	Priceless
Quantas flight	Naughty rabbit	Reality
Redneck pencil holder	Wear your seatbelt	Snake map
Let me explain	Swimmers	Uneven tan line
Tough morning	Uncle Sam wants you....	Web nun
Wish	Baby in training	Drinking squirrel
Airline instructions	Letter to Dr. Ruth	New microsoft keyboard
Pissed off baby	Video conference	PC Upgrade
Funny Road Signs	Bull in line	Idiot Dog
Men's flow Chart for finding clothes	Annual meeting of women drivers	Dilemma
We be edumacated...	Have just one more beer!!!	Handicapped man eating crocodile at bottom
Busch Beer	What happens on your desk at night	Golf Sign
Make a wish	The perfect woman	Street Signs
Good Sign	Why s wYÿwomen can't be mechanics	Good S.O.S sign
Redneck motorhome	Redneck windchimes	Redneck horseshoes
Snow People	Biker's shirt	Bomb technician's shirt
Driving school car	ID 10 T	Better productivity
Dream Job	Police targets	Good fishing hole
New Toilet Paper	Child Mullet
Wav Files
1adam5	911 call	912
Ebonic Delta Airlines	Still got wood	New tractor
Ain't got sh#! to do	AK-47	And you know this man
Where's the anykey	Bad Cat	Don't go in the bathroom
Black OJ	Blacker than a mother f#!$* too	Boomnet
Zip it or I'll break you hip	Living in a van down by the river	Coochie
Dale alt	Dislexic Old Mcdonald	Dolphins
Don't ever...ever come by here	My advice to you	Rude duck
Lookin more like Freddy Jackson	How you get fired on you day off	Get fired on your day off 2
Which one of you all kicked me	Everytime I'm in the kitchen (more)	Everytime I'm in the kitchen (less)
You got knocked the f#$! out	Hey Mox .... Let's roll	Mind control over Debo
Need to hit some a#@	Panty Droppers	Smokey talking in Pig Mexican
B&B Pledge of Allegiance	Pubic hair	Beating like Rodney King
I am so smart	Suphomies	Taco Bell
Beavis and the toilet	They took the bar	Fell out of the ..... tree
Twenty twin twin	Put some water on that d@#! s@#	New windows startup sound (kinda)
Be alot cooler if you did	High School Girls	What melba toast is packin
Women can't live with them ....	You can do it ....	What the f$#% man
Misc Files
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